Hermanos Gutierrez

The show was absolutely fantastic—once we all recovered from the opening act, which felt like being gently mugged by a crystal-wielding moon priestess. Yes, before the real show even started, a wild lady floated onto the stage, armed with a chair, a stare that could melt granite, and enough “cosmic energy” to power a small yoga retreat. She tried to hypnotize us with what I can only describe as meditative mumbo-jumbo—like a TED Talk sponsored by incense. At one point, I wasn’t sure if I was about to reach enlightenment or just fall asleep and drool on the person next to me. Thankfully, once the trance lifted (along with the fog of patchouli), the actual show kicked in—and it was a blast. Brilliant, engaging, and just the right amount of weird... minus the opening chakra summoning ritual.