John Heffron

John Heffron – Stand-Up Comedian, Corporate Entertainer & Bestselling Author CLEAN, RELATABLE, ALL-AMERICAN COMEDY FOR EVERYONE 19 TO 100—NO POLITICS, NO DRAMA, JUST LAUGHS! Life’s too short for bad roads, long lines, and boring nights. Lucky for you, John Heffron is coming to town to fix at least one of those problems! On May 17, 2025, the Majestic Theatre will be packed with laughter as the everyman comedian takes the stage with his signature blend of nostalgia, middle-stage life struggles, and razor-sharp observational humor. From a blue-collar upbringing to life on a farm, John Heffron’s journey is as relatable as his comedy. He’s spent 35 years making audiences laugh by finding the humor in everyday life—marriage, family, getting older, and all the unexpected moments in between. With a career built on real stand-up, not social media clips, John has been a regular on The Tonight Show, appeared on nearly every major comedy show, and has multiple specials receiving millions of views before winning NBC’s Last Comic Standing. He quickly became one of the most booked college performers in the country, doing over 200 college shows a year. Today, he’s one of the most sought-after corporate entertainers (probably because all those college kids grew up to be business owners and corporate heads). What to Expect: ✅ Comedy that connects. John’s humor is clean, relatable, and spans all life stages, bringing generations together in a shared comedy experience. ✅ An escape from the chaos. No politics. No controversy. Just an evening of celebrating life, family, and the hilarious realities of growing up and getting older. ✅ 35 years of laughs, perfectly honed. This isn’t some thrown-together set—this is tight, road-tested, storytelling comedy at its best. ✅ A show you’ll be talking about long after it ends. With 6 comedy albums racking up over a billion streams, bestselling books, and fans who’ve followed him for decades, John’s comedy isn’t just popular—it’s built to last. Why Chillicothe? Why Now? Because you deserve a night off! Whether you’ve spent the week dodging potholes on E Main, rolling your eyes at the latest school budget drama, or trying to figure out which ‘shortcut’ actually saves time on US-23 (spoiler: none of them do), John Heffron’s show is your escape. Grab your seats now 🎟 www.johnheffron.com 📍 Venue: Majestic Theatre, Chillicothe, OH 📅 Date: May 17, 2025 🚪 Doors Open: 6:00 Let’s make history with humor, Chillicothe! See you there!