Candi Carpenter

Candi Carpenter, Zee Machine, and Kalie Shorr all have one thing in common - they are definitely real humans, and nobody planted them on earth to infiltrate humanity. If you want proof, come see them in person and tug firmly on their skin and hair! Candi Carpenter is a 6,665-year-old extraterrestrial vampire space witch AND recording artist. An openly queer and autistic performer, Candi’s viral brand of confessional existentialism has swept across at least a few corners of the internet and gathered a devoted community of like-minded fans who have helped turn Candi’s shows into fun and inclusive spaces. Zee Machine is a pop singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. They were nominated for Breakout Musical Artists at the 2023 Queerties, named by The Advocate on their list of 7 queer artists changing the game, reached the top 10 on the iTunes pop charts with their 2024 EP, sold out an international tour alongside Bentley Robles, and amassed millions of streams across all platforms. Kalie Shorr is an LA- and Nashville-based singer-songwriter and radio personality whose blend of alternative rock with classic singer-songwriter inspiration has earned her widespread acclaim, including the New York Times naming her debut album Open Book the #7 Best Album of 2019. Known for her massive viral moments, Kalie’s music resonates with audiences looking for honesty and edge. Jenna DeVries is the cuntry rock diva you've been looking for. A finalist on American Idol and AGT, Jenna made her way from the tv screen to beyond, serving powerful vocals and lyrics that are sure to piss off your uncle Jerry from Florida.